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The Rules

“We are all here to have a good time. Let’s make sure we have one.”
Wristbands available Saturday morning. Be sure to stop in at the desk area to grab yours.

  • You should always ask and be clearly invited before touching anyone. Even if you've been with this person, it is always a good idea to refresh consent.

  • That's a horrible move; it makes you look equally horrible. The absence of a yes is a no. Even if you have been acMve with the person in the past, you have no expectaMon that they want to do it again. One more Mme for the people in the back, no means no and stop means stop.

  • No one should feel obligated to participate and anything they don't feel comfortable doing. If you feel forced, leave the situation and come find security. We will handle it from there. And if she gives your name, leave BEFORE we find you.

  • What you do in the confines of your hotel room is entirely up to you. Please be sure to put condoms in the garbage and do not flush them.

  • Anyone disrupting the good time of our members will be asked to leave. We understand that the lifestyle can generate intense feelings. Be sure to know where each other stands, so that misunderstandings don't happen.

  • What is obnoxious and rude behavior? We will let you know if you're doing it. But really, you know if you're being an asshat. So just don’t.

  • This is acceptable. However, we ask that you take your pictures with a blank wall as your background. There can be no identifiable members in your shot. Also, there can be no identifiers of the hotel in your shot. If you have questions about where to take your picture, just ask one of the staff.

  • We will call the police and have you arrested. But understand this, it's going to take at least four minutes for the police to get there. In the meanMme, you get the deal with us. Let that sink in for a minute.

  • You get caught; you will be asked to leave. There will be a smoking area outside. You must be fully clothed to exit the hotel. Again, all naughty bits must be covered.

  • If you want to indulge in legal marijuana, we ask that you go to your car and do it. You cannot smoke marijuana in the smoking area. You get caught; you will be asked to leave. Damn people, just take an editable. You will smell better.

  • You must be covered in the hallways, lobby, and elevators. There are security cameras in these areas. If hotel security identifies you as someone who broke this rule, you will be asked to leave.

  • There are garbage bags in your packet. We want to use this venue mulMple Mmes. If you leave the room trashed, we will charge a cleanup fee of $150 against your credit card and you will be banned from FNO.

  • Again, we know you are a responsible person. In actuality, we are not worried. You are FNO!

The FNO Pizza Potluck

 The Pizza Potluck Party

Place your order by 11:00 AM
Party starts at 12:00 AM
Party ends at 2:00 PM

This is a different take on the traditional potluck. The Pizza party is where you order a pizza and bring it to the banquet room and place it on the table with all the others. Take your slice(s) and leave the rest to share with others who are doing the same thing. If you want to participate, we recommend placing your order no later than 11 am on Saturday. Below is a list of places in the area. FNO Ambassador Deb will be running a fun game during this time.

Iniga Pizzeria Napoletana
| Website | Menu | Phone
Halftime Restaurant Pizza and Cocktails
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R. Grotto Pizza
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Pizza by Marchelloni
| Website | Menu | Phone

The Topless Oracle

This year we are pleased to present our Topless Oracle. She will be conducting tarot reading in room 132 from 2:30 pm to 4:30 pm. This activity is provided by a FNO member and does not reflect the opinions of Friends Night Out, its staff or venue partners. Readings are for entertainment purposes only.

The Oracle will have a sign up sheet at room 132.

The Red Light Massage Room

One of our FCG’s will be operating a RED Light massage room. Sign up early a the list fills quick. This is a complimentary service. But as always gratuity is greatly appreciated. Heated table and hot oil are sure to ease you're mind and body. As always at you're comfort level.

He will be in room 132 from 7:00 pm to 10:30 pm. After that, this room will become one of the playrooms.

Where To Eat In Ottawa

We listen. Last year we offered dinner at the hotel, but the dinning room was too small to have an enjoyable experience. This year, we recommend leaving the hotel for dinner. Below are some area recommendations. FNO has NOT contacted these restaurants. We provide this list as a courtesy. Tap the image to learn about each restaurant.

Playroom Locations

132 Double Queen
227 Double Queen